Telesnorting


the act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.
“i did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to bangkok.”
“one time i was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. it was awful. i woke up in a gas station in new hampshire.”

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