teletumor


the bulk some phones create in pockets that sometimes, if the phone is really bulky or the jeans are slimmer, appears to be some sort of tumor growing out of the pocket area.
person a:that super cool kid with those slim jeans looked like he almost had a real hip tumor!
person b:hahaha. silly, he only had a teletumor.

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