Televestite
internet transvest-te.
man pretending to be a woman, or woman pretending to be a man.
complete with fake names, icons, avatar.
invites the unsuspecting into hot-talk.
guy: i met this cool chick on chat. she got me so h-rny, i fapped.
friend: that wasnt a chick, that was a televest-te. you just had gay net-s-x!
guy: no way! her picture was hot!
friend: her picture was from a tabloid, plug it into tineye!
guy: i aint gay.
friend: lol
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