Television Indecision
television indecision (ti for short) is the state of indecision about which television to watch while watching a sporting event at a sports bar. this condition tends to flare up when there is a tense or exciting game or fight on.
guy 1: man, i don’t know which tv to watch, there are so many!
guy 2: i know man, i can’t either. i think i’ll watch the huge projector.
guy 1: but that big plasma screen is so much closer!
guy 2: man i hate television indecision.
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