televitch


what you call a person that has the remote and is rappidly flipping through the freaking channels without stoping ever when your trying to watch tv
person uno:-walks in picks up the remote- -flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip——

person dos:-walks in sits down and starts watching the tv-
“what the f-ck are you doing can we please just watch something you stupid televitch!”

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