Telezombie


1. someone watching a tv programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. a telepathic/telekinetic zombie.
1. when he accidentally flicked to america’s next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. your worst nightmare.

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