telisa
a beautiful women who’s not afraid to cut a b-tch. telisa doesn’t toilorate drama or petty sh-t, but loves a good laugh. telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super p-ssionate.
d-mn, i want to be a telisa!
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