tellitube
tellitube: when you stick a garden hose up your -ss and someone
sucks all the sh-t and other objects out before having -n-l s-x. some people like to blow into the hose witch is only for pleasure 🙂
i tellitubed my girlfriends -ss hole last night before some ruff s-x. hannah was screaming like a seal gull that just been run over.
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