Teloka
a strange creature, usually found inside a cave, hiding out with her many rubber ducks. some species suffer from s-xlexia. the teloka’s favourite food is fondue.
because of it’s obsession with ducks and fondue, you must not go near a teloka with either of these things. if you are attacked, she can be fought off using an onion, or a cuc-mber.
“don’t go near that teloka, she’ll throw a duck at you and steal your fondue!”
“p-ss me that cuc-mber, here comes a teloka!”
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