Tembo


a tembo is an oversized man with uncontrollable facial hair.
tembos often drive recklessly while under the influence of curry.
it has been cited that these type of men regularly have girlfriends that are at least one meter shorter than the tembo.
that man over there has curry in his beard, he must be a tembo.

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