Thai Basket
a s-x act unique to thai m-ssage parlors. similar to the happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive m-ssage treatment, and upon the finish of the m-ssage, the man lies on his back with p-n-s erect as his thai m-sseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. in the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole…
another m-ssuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless – his thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him…
to complete the act of the thai basket, once the thai m-sseuse’s v-g-n- is securely placed on the paying man’s c-ck – the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his p-n-s at many revolutions per minute until he acheives -rg-sm or she vomits. whichever comes first…
bob: oh man, you should have come to that m-ssage place with us bro!
jim: and why’s that?
bob: johnny got a thai basket! it’s better than a happy ending!! this asian chick spun around on his d-ck! it was awesome!
jim: no way! i want to get one of those!
bob: yea!
they high five.
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