Temper Stretch
when you’re so filled with rage your body literally contorts in an attempt to cope with it. it is most common among children under five, but it happens to adults just the same.
when we told jessica she couldn’t go to the park she broke out into a vicious temper stretch, she looked like linda blair in the exorcist.
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