tempting the turtle
the act of subtly exciting oneself, by discreetly flicking the end ones kn-b, often in public.
1.ethan. “dude it looks like that guy is playing with himself under the table”.
chris. “yea hes totally tempting the turtle”.
2.mitch. “oh my god i’m so board, i totally feel like tempting the turtle.
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