Terrell Theory
if a guy gets with a girl that is uglier than him, then she will never break up with him and he can do a bunch of sh-t without getting in trouble.
dude! thanks to the terrell theory i can treat alyssa like a dog, screw around behind her back, and she will still stay with me!
Read Also:
- Testitickle
a tickling of the b-lls, may or may not be fetish induced. 1. i love it when my girlfriend test-tickles me. 2. these boxers keep giving me a test-tickle.
- testosterony
a woman that has more testosterone than a man. someone that is very into every single sport you play in gym, and excells at it waayyyyy better than a girl ever should, ever. especially when she’s way better than the most athletic guy in your grade. chanel o’dell being way better at football than spencer […]
- Texas Big Gulp
when a girl is bending over and you unexpectedly whip out your d-ck, shove it in her mouth and c-m down her throat. guy1: did you hear what happened last night? guy2: no… guy1: tom did the texas big gulp to your mom! guy2: f-ck…….
- Texas Style Boot Party
a spectacular -ss kicking, on the part of several -ssailants, usually delivered when the target (or targets) are at a point of extreme confidence and feeling invincible, therefore being utterly humiliated. wow, the yankee’s just gave the sox a texas style boot party. jed thought he would get away with calling brandy a sk-nk, but […]
- text-a-mole
someone from your past that pops up out of nowhere, sending you a text message, only to disappear once again and not be heard from for weeks, months or years. geez, my old roommate texted me yesterday but now that text-a-mole won’t reply back.