Tempura Wizard


monsters serving in the underworld army under medusa, and later hades. their head is a giant piece of tempura shrimp with a single eye. they cast a spell that turns you into a piece of tempura shrimp with legs, whereupon their eye becomes a mouth and they chase you down, eating you if they catch you.
huh? what the heck is that?!
it’s a tempura wizard!
a tempura whatzard?
if he deep-fries you, keep your distance. one bite, and you’ll be finished!
well, that’s a step up from eggplant, i guess. no… not really.

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