Ten Second Warning


the ten second warning is the brief period before vomiting where you are aware of what is about to happen. it’s like your body telling you to get to a sink or toilet, unless you want the extra h-ssle of mopping your own stomach acid off the floor.
“hmm, i’m suddenly wide awake; there better be a good reason for my precious sleep being disturbed. my stomach doesn’t feel so good, and– oh cr-p, it’s the ten second warning! find a toilet!”

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