ten yard twin
a case of mistaken ident-ty thirty feet out. upon closer inspection (less than thirty feet) you noticed the person in question is definitely not who you thought it was.
usually occurs when driving.
i was driving past an accident and i totally thought that was lori! thankfully when i got closer i realized it was just her ten yard twin.
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