Tender Memories
spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased -ss hole and a sphincter that’s sore and tender to the touch.
after a big party at his frat house, carl woke up the next morning with some seriously tender memories. he spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a sh-t.
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