Tender Nibblets


the condition characterized by hyper-sensitivity to the human male nipples.
usually caused by overstimulation during chronic m-st-rb-t–n.
treatment: petroleum jelly and adhesive bandages.
prevention: limit access to masterbatory time by seeking employment and/or donate personal time to masterbating other people.
“i had to take my shirt off at walmart because my tender nibblets started to bleed though my shirt. i’m glad i wasn’t the only one!”

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