Tender Ponies


a group of younger girls, always willing to hang out with older guys. usually the fine group of girls for that cl-ss. this is typical in high school girls or freshman in college.
older guy:you got plenty of tender ponies here tonight!
younger girl: kyle am i a tender pony?
older guy: stop listening to my conversations and go play!

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