an overpowering, incredibly painful sensation of your “backdoor” demanding to defecate (aka drop a deuce, colon cannonb-lls, b-tt driblets, digested crayola box), with the inability to produce any colon candy (aka stool, feces, fecal matter, waste) despite a valiant, laborious effort.

b-tthole spasms, period cramps in your -sshole

the -n-l equivalent of the urgency accompanied by a urinary tract infection. gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now… but you can’t.
“a lady and a man got into an argument, the woman started screaming about a pain in her b-tt and the man renounced her claims and stormed off…. the woman tried to yell, “ it’s not you, it is my tenesmus acting up.”

“a patient came into the emergency room complaining of a severe pain in her -n-l sphincter accompanied by the failure to evacuate her bowels, the doctor diagnosed her with tenesmus. ”

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