Tennessee Alka-Seltzer
a tennessee alka-seltzer is when you stick an alka-seltzer into your mouth, then have oral s-x with a southern girl(with out telling her, but of course). as her v-g-n- gets wet, you slip in the alka-seltzer, stand back, and watch the ‘fire works’…or, in this case, ‘foam works’.
the ‘tennesse’ part is derived from college kids out of d.c. going into virginia on a sat-rday night, and performing it on innocent country ‘gurls’. why did i not choose ‘virginia’ to make it a ‘virginia alka-seltzer’? because tennessee sounds better. and if you don’t like it, p-ss off!
dude 1: dude, i did a tennessee alka-seltzer on a grits yesterday!
dude 2: sh-te! what happened? was it fun?
dude 1: well…let’s just say she’ll never walk again.
Read Also:
- rebbay
a greeting. tone of voice indicates how you mean it sarah:rebbay jenny jenny:f-cking rebbay off
- line-retard
the group of people at a grocery store, that automatically go to the register that has the longest line.line-r-t-rds are either too stupid or lazy to find the register with the least amount of waiting;most line-r-t-rds are either old or foriegn, or the best of both worlds, old and foreign old people, line-r-t-rd
- Rebel without a clause
a self-proclaimed rebel who goes through life without the barest notion of grammar, syntaxis or propriety of speech. dude 1:d-mn man, that chick is so rebel — did you see that “dead 2 corporatioons” sign? dude 2: aww no mate, let’s take cover, she’s rebel without a clause
- Line Rider Monkey Worm
a parasitic worm that eats one’s brain and makes them only want to play line rider when one has played too much ‘line rider’. is not literal. if you don’t stop playing line rider you’re going to get line rider monkey worms in your brain and all you’re going to be able to do is […]
- erection eater
when young boys or men go to bed an erection eater roams the night. if the man or boy has a wet dream they became endengered of falling victim to the erecton eater, who can smell c-m for miles. it is an ugly crearture that crawls up to your bed and bites your d-ck off […]