Tennessee Ass Plum
you’re laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves up the -n-s, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.
created by caitlin hasab-n-r (aka sl-tty pineapple)
sl-tty p: yo dude i totally gave trevor a tennessee -ss plum last night
guy: omg totally?
when you’re laying in a haystack, someone grabs a plum, puts it on their thumb, shoves it up the -n-s, and twists. they take it out, lick it, and declare they are ready for pie.
“dude, did you see peter give sally a tennessee -ss plum last night?”
“h-ll yeah i saw that! the plum pie we had afterwards tasted extra delicious.”
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