Tennessee Traintracks


when you get someone to smile really wide to expose their braces, then rub the head of your d-ck all over their braces from side to side while blowing on a wooden train whistle.
guy 1: so what did you get up to last night?

guy 2: man, this b-tch at the bar wanted me to give her the tennessee traintracks so i took her home and blew my wood whistle all over her nasty wh-r- mouth.

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