Tennessee Turkey Baster
the act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. it’s the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(commonly known as t.t.b.)
debra:”skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night… i think i might be pregnant!”
alice: “well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that b-st-rd right out!”
debra: “you know i always gopher(go for) that ol’ tennessee turkey baster, i hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??”
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