Tennessee Vampire


anyone who is a loyal jack daniels drinker;

the person in question must drink it straight ( no chasers ) and can survive an entire weekend living on nothing but. they are usually seen clutching a bottle all the time and require no gl-ss ( very cl-ssy! ). are also known to buy strangers copious amounts of jack shots in order to turn them to the dark side.
nice way to call someone an alcoholic.
did you see devin at the party, he’s a real tennessee vampire.

that stupid tennessee vampire drank all my good whiskey

jill’s been a tennessee vampire for a hundred years!!

all the jack in the freeze belongs to the tennessee vampire

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