Tenselexia
a disease that causes the infected to constantly use the wrong tense in regular speech. common amidst amateur writers and professional doucheflagons.
bob: “so yesterday this girl has this shirt that says ‘sl-ttastic’ on it bro
bill: you’re a r-t-rded person, bob. i think you have tenselexia.
bob: no i’m doesn’t..
bill: …
bob: …
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