TenSing musical
euphemism for going on a tinder date.
erlend: sorry i couldn’t join you guys yesterday. i had to rehe-rs- for a tensing musical.
fredrik: really? because we had eyes on you and a very cute blonde at laundromat…
erlend: folds all right, i was at a tinder date.
everybody: hahahaha
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