tensure


(ten’-shur)

noun–bacon; this used to be an obsolete definition but we are bringing it back gr-ssroots style.
“yes!!! i just won 236.237 pounds of tensure playing a kick–ss number guessing game!!”
an intellectually disabled person who exhibits extraordinary ability in a highly specialized area, such as video games or self gratification.
that guy can’t walk and chew gum at the same time but sometimes i think he is a tensure.

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