tent pole


an erection inside one’s pants; a woody that is visible because it bulges one’s clothing.
i woke up hearing someone knock on the door. forgetting about the morning wood phenomenon, i went to answer it and after about ten seconds realized that she was totally staring at the tent pole bulging in my boxers.
a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a “trouser tent” also known as: erection, hard-on, b-n-r, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

the origins of this term aren’t 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie wayne’s world (1992)whilst talking about claudia schiffer (see example)
– taken from wayne’s world (1992) –
wayne: “schwing!”
garth: “schwing!”
wayne: “tentpole! she’s a babe!”
garth: “she’s magically babelicious.”
wayne: “she tested very high on the strokability scale.”
a word of appreciatation said towards members of the female gender when it is felt that members of the female gender that is is said to would give the person a “trouser tent” also known as: erection, hard-on, b-n-r, stiffy, chubby and many more slang terms.

the origins of this term aren’t 100% known however, the term was first used publically in the movie wayne’s world (1992)whilst talking about claudia schiffer (see example)
– taken from wayne’s world (1992) –

wayne: “schwing!”
garth: “schwing!”
wayne: “tentpole! she’s a babe!”
garth: “she’s magically babelicious.”
wayne: “she tested very high on the strokability scale.”

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