Tentacles Off
to act cool and as if sober when intoxicated.
guy1: you man this is some good weed.
guy2: tentacles off man my mom is coming!
mom: what are you guys doing?
guy2: nothing just doing homework.
mom: okay have fun.
guy2: tentacles back on!
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