Tenticle Rape Insurance
insurance that will cover you in the event that any form of tenticle un-consensually penetrates you.
slogan: we can’t heal your scars, and we can’t help you regain your virginity, but we will help you through this.
“dude, what’s wrong, you’re walking kinda funny?”
“ugh, i was swimming and this giant squid shoved a tenticle up my -ss.”
“you were raped by a squid?”
“pretty much.”
“d-mn.”
“good thing i have tenticle rape insurance, they’ll help me through this.”
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