tenure track paper


a scientific publication of mediocre quality published in a respectable scientific journal exclusively thanks to connections of the senior author. the connections are frequently a result of doing a phd in a respectable lab at a respectable university under a supervision of a professor with a respectable reputation. the ‘tenure track paper’ doesn’t really explain anything of scientific merit and usually has only one objective – to fill out one spot in a necessary publications quota of the senior author to secure the permanent -ssociate professor position within the university, aka the tenure.
a: “what do you think of the paper of long which just came out recently?”
b: “i’m wondering why he is getting paid to do this “research”. cl-ssic ‘tenure track paper’…

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