Tenus


the diagnosis of teeth lodged deep within one’s sphinct.
woman: doctor, i have a terrible pain in my -sshole. and i have an awful discharge that reeks of undigested, old macaroni.

doctor: let me have a look. why, there was a tooth stuck in your -n-s. my diagnosis, tenus.

woman: sh-t! i gotta call everyone i have ever had -n-l s-x with now.

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