tepid hector
the act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. the act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and s-xual monstrosity. best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.
not to be confused with a hot hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine – and sometimes amongst your own floating p–p.
davep : hey man, have you heard the lastest song from calvin harris? i think it’s pretty holy f-ck are you jacking off???
greggr: yeah broooo. it’s a nice sunny day, im feeling good and i have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. time for a tepid hector!
davep: you’re sick!
greggr: yeah well it’s happening, i’m pumping the d-ck well right now. so you can sit there and watch our you can f-ck off. sh-t c-nt.
greggr: and by the way calvin harris sucks.
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