Tequila San-rise


(n.) a c-cktail consisting of tequila and green-tea. this drink salutes the tequila-drinking maquiladora workers who earn their scanty pesos from j-panese-owned conglomorates to make shirts, socks, and cheap plastic cr-p for american consmers.
-dude, you got anything to drink?
-nah, just some cuervo and some green-tea bullsh-t your mom left here.
-my mom, huh?
-yup…
-f-ck it and f-ck you, tequila san-rise time it is then.

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