Tequila Shark


someone who drinks tequila straight from the bottle or someone who hogs the tequilla
my mom stopped being a tequilla shark after going to aa meetings;

“katy left a full bottle of margarita mix but no tequila, i guess we are going to have to use triple sec now.”
“ok, thats it, tequila sharks are no longer invited to my parties!!”

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