tequila suicide


an alternative to the tequila slammer. snort the salt, down the shot, squeeze lime in the eye.

-warning- may cause nasal bleeding, bloodshot eyes and being totally muntered.
i did tequila suicides til 3:30am and lost the power of my legs and eye sight the next day. it was freakin awesome 🙂
i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt…
i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice…we called it a killer sanchez!
snort tequila, put lemon in the eye and lick the salt.

like pouring tequila on your brain!
kyle did 3 tequila suicides at our office party. he even added pepper to the mix! made him made as a hatter!

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