Tequila Worm


as introduced and defined by super jail, the tequila worm is a the spanish fly’s mortal enemy. even when they are crazy h-rny, the spanish fly knows that the tequila worm is a truly filthy, disgusting b-tch.

super jail’s example can be used even in modern life! who’s that nasty b-tch down the street who answers the door in nothing but a saran wrap nightgown, despite being at least 55? the tequila worm. who’s that sk-nk who would hump someone for bus fare? the tequila worm. the filthy, gin-soaked man wh-r- who picks up only the drunkest, nastiest women in bars just so he give them a quick and nasty and take off? the tequila worm.
fly1: hey.. hey man, i need some. any honeys nearby?

fly2: no way man.. only action around here is the tequila worm.

tequila worm: hey boys, ride’s only a quarter!

flies: -vomit-
term to describe the chunk, or piece of food dropped into a drink either by accident or by board friends or foes. usually someone is convinced to eat it.
dude! you dropped a olive from your pizza in my beer! now you gotta eat the tequila worm!

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