Teriyaki Phonebook
when a woman places a single breast on the -ss of a man. this will result in the most mind-blowing, ball-draining explosion of man b-tter ever. b–b on -ss.
mike: “dude, i teriyaki phonebooked chelsea last night.”
todd: “what the f-ck are you talking about?”
mike: “she put her b–b on my -ss.”
todd: “ohhhhh. nice, mike.”
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