the vw terkel came standard with a 12 hp .5-liter engine, wheels made from the skins of hedgehogs, and a propane bar-b-q. bill brasky often lifted this car above his head for exercise. it got 1/8 mile per gallon, but made up for it with an 800-gallon tank.
i got a body kit for my terkel!

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