open, standing-room only section of a soccer stadium. not many left these days due to safety concerns and hooligan activity.
all the hooligans beat the sh-t out of each other on the terraces
a series of concrete (or in the ‘good old days’ wooden) steps that are often seen at football grounds with crush barriers at regular intervals that are designed for spectators to stand on.
they have been phased out of the upper echelons of english football after the taylor report, which followed the hillsborough disaster, in which 96 liverpool fans were crushed to death. it didn’t specifically say that the fact the spectators were standing was the problem, more that the huge fences that were designed to pen fans in, even if they had to get out in the case of an emergency, were the real culprits.
it has been scapegoated for tragedies such as the hillsborough and heysel disasters when actually poor stadium design and maintenance and inadequate policing was to blame.
in germany standing areas have been reintroduced after they were banned in a similar move to the ‘all-seater’ law in england. however, they have shown that well designed modern terraces have a future.
“i wish we still had terraces. i just hate having to sit down when i watch football.”
instead of a balcony, when you’re sufficiently big, this is what they call you.
is this your balcony?
no, this is my terrace.
terrace is a small city nestled in the coast mountain range of british columbia. it has a population of approximately 15 000 people. the main industries in terrace are logging, fishing, and tourism.
terrace is home to the kermode bear, a rare subspecies of the black bear that is born with white fur. it is also known as the spirit bear.
terrace is a beautiful city, and a great place to raise children.
the decline in logging revenue has made real estate in terrace very affordable.
there are not many jobs in terrace; the unemployment rate is almost twice the provincial average.
- terry wogan
invented the stonehenge haircut spreading thoughout ireland in the late 1980’s by true followers of the wogan faith. updated in the mid nineties by lowering the axis by 3 inches. he’s sporting a right terry wogan
- Thailand Whammy
a chick takes a frozen fish and lodges it inside of her p-ssy as the guy bends her over and slides an eel up into her -n-s and then proceeds to f-ck her -n-s. it was my miss fortune to notice the chick in my roomate’s bed trying the thailand whammy by herself and a […]
slang for ‘there’. like when a pirate pr-nounces it. hi tharr! how’ya doin’? tharr he blows!!
- tainted glove
a used condom. —last night, in the dark, i stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion. —eww.
- THAT MAKES MY POONTANG QUIVER!!
something that makes you happy in the pants, thought not necessarily in a s-xual way. sometimes, though, it is in a s-xual way. other times it’s just because you’re happy. “when i saw him p-ss, it just make my poontang quiver!” (s-xual) or! “thank you for those chocolate chip cookies! they made my poontang quiver.” […]