Terrible Tommy
while having s-x, (in the missionary position) and before ejaculating, a man pulls his p-n-s out of his partner’s v-g-n-, inserts his t-st-cl-s, and proceeds to beat his p-n-s angrily and/or scarily until he -j-c-l-t-s.
-“dude my b-lls are killing me”
-“why, what’d you do to ’em”
-“i gave that virgin girl a terrible tommy, and it totally squashed my b-lls”
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