territard


the most extreme level of r-t-rdation one could reach. when blending terri schiavo’s exceptional qualities with those of traditional r-t-rdation, a new, most extreme level of r-t-rdation is the result. usually the outcome of being super drunk and/or high. absentminded decision making, usually for the worst. a huge blunder, of epic proportions previously never seen by anyone before.
#1: marklar, you were totally territarded this morning!

#2: yeah, after i put the milk in the cupboard, the cereal in the fridge, i went to the bathroom and used the toilet with my pants pulled up.

#1: are those the pants i found unwashed in the dryer marklar?!?
#2: oh, shoot. g-d i’m such a territard!

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