territority
noun. the snooty vibes territorial people give off when you’re all up in their grill or have gone too far into their kitchen.
student 1: no, you can’t copy my hw answers.
student 2: you best watch your territority, in case you forgot about next week’s spanish midterm.
student 3: you’re such a deck
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