terror cookie


“terror cookie” is a phrase used describe a wannabe goth. terror cookies are trendwh-r- teens who dress goth, but have no idea what it means to be goth. terror cookies often congregate in shopping malls.
i feel like i’m surrounded by a bunch of mindless terror cookies.
a terror cookie is a teen, aged 14-17 who hangs out at the local mall food court. the wear sh-tty makeup, such as the “crying eyeliner,” “the evil eyeliner spider web” and the ever cl-ssic “the crow’s awesome makeup”. they hang out in food courts because they like to “scare old ladies” and “annoy the preppies” but really, they are looking for attention. they are nothing more than attention wh-r-s, not unlike the little camwh-r-s that litter this website. terror cookies wear clothes (usually hoodies) that feature such amazing artists as korn, slipknot, marilyn manson and cradle of filth. they (the terror cookies) feel the need to be “different” by copying the styles of dani filth, brian warner (marilyn manson) and other famous rock stars. terror cookies are also “depressed” and “suicidal” because thats what they feel the goth lifestyle is all about. they are also uneducated but come from a middle cl-ss family in the suburbs, because, living in the suburbs is so evil and vile that it sp-wns terror cookies… its just that evil
“look at those terror cookies over there in the food court”

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