tervocharged
fuelled by touchdown shots (mandarin vodka & redbull), a tervocharged individual can be initially identified in your local karaoke pub double fist pumping to 80’s hair metal and challenging anyone within ear shot to compet-tive bar games. for confirmation, wait until the suspect tervocharged individual falls asleep, and check their front pocket for the unusually high bar tab.
drunk 1: “i haven’t heard don’t stop believin’ in a long time.”
drunk 2: “wow, look at that girl pumping both fists. she must be tervocharged.”
“i’m going to get completely tervocharged tonight. bartender! a round of touchdowns for my friends.”
“i bought 27 touchdowns last night. i was completely tervocharged.”
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