tesco tan


this unfortunate tan that is a result of spending significant periods of time working (collecting trolleys) outside in tesco carparks wearing short-sleeved uniform shirts(or any supermarket)in the sun.the lower arms,face and neck are therefore significantly darker than the torso and legs.
nice tesco tan!
look at his tesco tan!
oh no – i’m gonna have a tesco tan tomorrow

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