Tessica


a woman commonly gorgeous. who has defined herself to be a woman with her head on her shoulders. very rarely will you ever meet a tessica so cherish the moment because they are so unique and can never be replaced.
tessica is a role model.
c-mming on the -sshole, then scooping it off with a chip and eating it.
boy! i sure did have fun tessica-ing you last night.

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