TESSITORE


this word means weaver in italian.
this word does not mean parasite it is an occupation.

like the tessitore handmade an amazing blanket or basket etc.
italian, vital function parasite, a big glob of sh-t that; instead of taking the regular course down and out, it instead moves up, strangling as many vital and necessary parts and functions as it can.
hey jimmy, i heard a bunch of iraq contractors are suffering from a tessitore. the big piece of sh-t just keeps moving up on them strangling every vital function it encounters.

yea allan, i knew a bunch of guys at the ice company in jacksonville who suffered for years with tessitore. like other parasites it seems to be a nuisance at first and then grows until it strangles its host from the inside out.

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